passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

(via kanyewesticle)

kawaiipeculier:

*tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*

(via maliciousmelons)

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head

(via deadlyspoons)

feralworks:


THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

Always reblog

feralworks:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

Always reblog

(Source: 4gifs, via thou-shalt-be-amused)

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

(via fake-mermaid)

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

(via shinebrightlikeashutup)

homosaxual:

me every day at private school

(via aglassofwater456)