how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
(via kanyewesticle)
the bottom of your hair was once at the top of your head
(via deadlyspoons)
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
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